High Maintance and an Anger Management Problem...

Haha title of the post- long story, however I doubt these words will ever be muttered again as JEM would probably get sent down for murder. So anyway, Saturday night- far too hot, hair went rank, I don't look too amused. However it was a fab night, sometimes you have the best nights out ever standing in the smoking area chatting on to randoms. However kids getting off with your male mates = trouble, don't do it. Also have you noticed that when you have nothing to wear for a night out, a last minute search paired with free next day delivery on Asos you actually find a perfect little number.

My face looks like a slapped backside on this photo, I blame one too many Midori Sours from my favourite new bar Whisky River.

Asos Sleeveless Shift Scalloped Hem Dress (link)

Topshop Cream sandles (last year)

Chanel XL Jumbo

Asos Watch

Random bracelets from Primark/H+M

Give iz a kiss haha

Roll on Holly's hen do!!

Ps- I don't have an anger management problem or is high maintance. Its a private joke

Colour blocking it like a game of Tetris...

I've just found this picture, taken in my usual evening ootd spot in Buddha (off there for lunch today- yum) from my night on the tiles with my favourite marras. This was the day I got my hair/make up done for Holly's wedding trial- this was the second time ever I have been on a night out with my hair up. Also you can kinda see (more so if you look at the pictures from the night), how red my hair is now. Also how fab is he-shi dark tanning mousse??

Anyway back to the point of my outfit- while shopping with Holly we spied these in Zara, and I thought I would be brave in going bright with the colour blocking trend. You can still buy the top and skirt in Zara stores in the sale, unfortuately they aren't avaliable on the site anymore. I am going to try and link you up to the products I am wearing, just in case you want to buy it yourself (or you may not).

Nude suede peep toes- New Look

Purple double zip skirt- Zara

Lime green silk tee- Zara

Tan- He-Shi dark mousse

Bag- Chanel Medium/Large 2.55 (not seen).

As you may have seen from the photos it was a fab night!!

Also can I ask you all a MASSIVE favour pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee.

You've seen this skirt mention on here a 1001 times, if any of you live near an All Saints (not Newcastle or Metro Centre) store or have this yourself in a 12 and want to sell (providing its the new all saints labeling inside) and would be willing to get me this. I would love you for ever and ever and ever and I would send you the money for the skirt and p+p through paypal.

If you can email or tweet me that would be brilliant!!! I need this for Holly's hen do.

Muchos love xxx

Where them girls at??

I am shattered from Holly's hen weekend- all this week's posts (bar this and le Blog Stalker) will be about the hen weekend. Was fab to see Holly so happy and hyper all weekend, and her dreams came true... haha. I'll share the video with you all next week.

Thought I'd do a sneaky outfit of the day post from the other week when I was out with Kayleigh in good old Dirrrrrty Duzza. I love this dress, its one of those dresses that you can wear time and time again and it never looks dated. Its the grey version of the blue CiCi for Topshop dress I wore on my holidays (see here). You can always find these on ebay if you want one- dirt cheap too. Not impressed with my tan here- the flash has totally washed it out (St Tropez top half of body, He-Shi dark mousse on legs- don't ask but it works).

Grey dress- CiCi for Topshop.

Studded double wrap belt- Topshop.

Chanel XL Jumbo

Asos Watch.

Leopard Print Heels- New Look.

An outfit of the day post wouldn't be the same without me posing in my usual spot in Buddha...

Just chilling out with the Fat Buddhas.

I stole some guys rolla shoes..

4 bloggers + alcohol + Durham = carnage

Ellie Laura Adele

Love

Down like a sack of spuds...

Hope everyone is having a fab bank holiday weekend- remember to make the most of this as there's no more long weekends until August :(


If you follow me on twitter you may have noted that the other week I got into a bit of a bidding war on ebay for a polka dot blouse form Topshop. I was having that shirt whether the other bidder liked it or not. So basically it involved me paying WAY over the odds for it, however its love. However its a prime example of how rubbish the sizing is in Topshop- this shirt was too big on me and it was a size 8- sorry but I ain't a size 8 (flattering to the ego, yes, but in reality I know I'm not).


So back on twitter last Sunday, I was complaining about my war wounds from falling over, outside of le shack in the smoking area in front of everyone. Best thing was, I was sober when it happened. My cousin pulled on my arm while I was standing on some guttering, I went over on my ankle and then went down like a sack of spuds. Even though I lost my dignity while I was down on the floor, and I was mortified, luckily the lederhosen protected my modisty haha.


Cue outfit shot en route to the loos..

Lederhosen aka Leather shorts- Topshop

Sheer Blouse- Ebay (Topshop last summer)

Break your ankle tranny shoe boots- Topshop

Chanel med/large bag.

Random bracelets (not seen)- H+M, Ebay and Primark

Fat Buddhas- priceless.

A few months ago, I asked what do you want to see more of on the blog and you said personal pictures- so here's some pictures from the rest of the night....

Work of art- cherry blossom cocktails, fab buddhas and handbags.

oooo red hair.

Posing with a random fascinator.

The warwound :(

Don't look back in anger- Kayleigh and moi.

Feeling the cheesy music!!

Looking forward to next saturday with Adele, Ellie and Laura!!! Bring it on!!

Nosey Nosey

4.30 can't come quick enough, this week has dragged and then kinda flown over. Just bought the most lush pair of heels ever on my lunch, will post them next week sometime. I've collected everything clothes wise I've bought over the last month to do one massive collective haul post for you.

Far too excited for Monday to see the mighty 4 piece that is TAKE THAT with the has been Plobbie there for the craic too. Still no babyJEM, J is well and truely fed up now and everything she tries to kick start labour isn't happening- my money is she gives birth on Monday.

So last Saturday night, or as it should now be named as "The night Ray went down like a sack of spuds" I was out causing scences (whats new there) and I thought I would do a quick whats in my bag post. I've got an outfit post and some random pictures of the night too but I haven't had time in sorting my camera out, so that will be up next week sometime??

First up- the bag.. 

Chanel M/L Flap in Caviar Leather with SHW.

I actually use this bag as a clutch and then later on in the night when I'm dancing away have this over my shoulder. For some reason the bag looks tiny when photographed but it is actually a canny good size.

The junk in my trunk...

This is how I have to strategically place my things in the bag. Plenty of room left for the old blackberry.

The bare essentuals I need for a night out...

Camera

Comb

Chewing Gum

Boob Tape (you never know when it may come in handy)

Mac Lipstick in Hue

Mac Eyeshadow- Shadow Lady (strongly recommend this if you have green eyes- review to come soon)

One by One Mascara- love love love this.

Models Own Eyeshadow brush- never take my Mac ones out after I left my 219 brush in the loos in Buddha :(

Blackberry

What items can you never go out with?? Let me know if you've done any of these posts and link me up below (I'm nosey thats all)

Have a fab bank holiday weekend regardless of the shitty weather forcast xx

Peskyness

So blogger is refusing to upload my fabulous picture of my latest Topshop wants. You will have to make do with a picture of moi from Saturday night when I was out with Kayleigh. This photo was taken mid-beautiful man perving in Buddha, and I do not like how pale the flash has made my face. Obviously as Kayleigh doesn't know about the blog, I've cut her off. I don't even like this photo but I'm putting it up anyway- I feel like I look old.

Also- this photo gives a good representation of how red my hair goes when I use the Revlon Nutri Colour Creme. I'm going to do a proper red hair care maintenance post soon. Plus I hate lack of air con in bars, my curls always drop out half way through the night- grrrrr.

Floral Dress- Top de la shop

Hair extensions- www.buyhair.co.uk

(Not seen)

Tan Belt- Primark

Watch- Asos

Bangles- Ebay/Primark.

Black Shoe Boots- Dorothy Perkins.

Bag- Chanel Medium/Large Caviar bag (black, silver hardware).

Day one of back on the uber diet- GIVE ME CHOCOLATE NOW!!!

Haiiiiiiiiiiiii Mortal

So Bank Holiday Sunday involved a rather large amount of pasoa and lemonade and plenty of fat buddha cocktails. Topped off with some posing in the world's biggest loos ever in the world's smallest bar- Fabios with Holly. All in the purpose of some outfit posts. I am not feeling my double chin on my picture (blame the easter eggs), and yes I like to pose in front of the loo, and also I have been knowing to stand and pose on the ledge on the back of the loo. Thats just how I roll cause I am cool haha. Also was fab to catch up with the lovely Adele too!!

Onto the outfits...

Holly.

Dress- TFNC at House of Fraser (you can also get it in a raspberry colour)

Shoes- New Look.

Holly also had a lush cream bag to go with this but she flung it across the floor.

Raquelle.

Dress/Belt- Zara

Bag- Chanel.

Watch- Asos

Shoes- Topshop

Trying not to laugh/look serious- priceless.

This is the colour my hair goes with the revlon nutri color creme (I got mine from here). Thats the last of my holiday tan- the fake tan will be out for this weekend!!

Floral Bloom

So Saturday night I was able to finally be able to flash my holiday tan off, and I thought a new dress was in order (I haven't bought any clothes in March- bar 2 bikinis). I'd seen this dress on the Topshop website and loved it, however JEM and Stephy weren't too keen.

Cue a trip to the Metro Centre on Friday night with Madame Stephy to see if I could get that Zara dress I mentioned last week. In a nut shell the dress was really thick cotton and weighed a ton- very disappointed. On a tangent- I found another dress there, which I fell in love with and knew that that was the dress for Easter Sunday's drinking sesh (picture to come).

As it is my luck, it looked like there was a belt loop missing from the dress so I left it and thought I would order off the website. Guess what- the dress wasn't online- cue a lunchtime dash up to Zara to get the dress. Anyway, back to the point of the post...

I love florals- for some reason everytime I decide to wear a floral dress I always feel summery, and as glorious as the weather was on Saturday, the floral dress I think was a wise investment. So this is my outfit shot taken by the Iamvip photographer in Loveshack (aka the shack of love) on Saturday. I've cut my friend Kayleigh off the picture as she doesn't know about the blog and I don't think its fair in posting random pictures.

Dress- Topshop.

Studded Belt- Topshop.

Gold watch (not seen)- Asos.

Bag- Chanel XL Jumbo.

Shoes- Topshop Aggie Boots (aka my Tranny boots as I'm 6ft3 in them lol)

Quite chuffed that my hair is actually half decent, as normally by the time I am in Loveshack my hair is a mess. Rather impressed with my sample of Mac Studio Fix (NW25) is a perfect match for my skin as normally pictures my face looks too pale (even though I am tanned).

Wish I had sorted my dress out as it makes me look huge (its a size 8- yes me in a size 8, I'm in shock about that too).

Regardless it was a fab night!!! And that is me stopping with ootd pictures for the time being- don't really want my face plastered all over the blog all the time.

Tomorrow- JEMspenk is back....

xxx

What's that coming over the hill...

Just realised that I haven't posted any pictures of my ugly mug on here in a long time, so I thought I would share an outfit of the night which I wore the other Friday when I went out for a birthday meal for my brother/staff night out at work. Nothing too flash- I think you can see how tired I was/face like a slapped arse.

I've got my new hair extensions in the pictures below- bit bizarre actually not having to dye them at the hairdressers, can't believe how much of a good match it was. They're supposed to be 18" more like 20". Not liking my thighs in these pictures neither- bloody tree trunks.

Yes its a Topshop Love In.

All clothing items are Topshop

Watch- Asos

Hair Extensions- http://www.buyhair.co.uk/

Sexy leopard print shoes- £20 New Look.

Nail polish- Opi Lincoln Park After Dark

My tash.

J'adore la papier hat

Hurrah I finally have a working laptop again, so I have a backlog of posts ready for you... and shock horror they actually contain some pictures of yours truly.

So first up, was the evening of the purple party hat aka mine and Holly's post (which should have been pre) xmas night out on the bank holiay monday after xmas. Now as you will have been aware with my constant whinging over twitter and on here about me being ill over xmas, no amount of make up could make me look half awake/decent. So  if you do suffer from a nervous disposition or a dicky stomach I would scroll right to the bottom of the post haha.

So what did I wear...

Wet look leggings- Topshop

Vest- Topshop Boutique

Blazer- River Island

Aqua Necklace- Topshop

Gold Mens Watch- Asos

Links of London Bracelet

Chanel XL Jumbo bag (not shown)

Next Gladiator Heels (not shown)

Oh and me trying my Wayfarers (Rayban)on too. 

Now me and Holly both made a massive realisation on that night as to why we don't go out on a Bank Holiday Monday- all the inbreds are let loose. So we made a quick dash back to the car... however a couple of pictures of us pissing around wearing the party hat needed to be shared with you all....

Holly got a bit shy....

However the food in Buddha as per was bloody gorgeous.... Holly is definately a buddha convert.

I'm hungry now xx

Its the most wonderful time of the year...

...MAD FRIDAY!!!

Oh how I love this day, fingers crossed that as you read this, the snow has kept away and I'm out painting the town red.

Hopefully I will have figured out something decent to wear, or I'll be out in a bin bag.

Anyway here's some pics which have summed up my last couple of weeks...

All pictures from www.weheartit.com.

Hope you're all having a fab Mad Friday!!! xxxx

How to annoy a drunk...

...let them stare at my backside for a bit and they will feel woosy...

Just a quick post, as I have another VERY important post for you all to come after this. Was going to wait until the weekend but as I'm out tomorrow and Saturday nights- it couldn't wait.

So yesterday panicing that I had nothing to wear for going out with work tomorrow, I decided to buy this skirt. You may have seen it on my H+M post the other week.

Only £12.99 too- what a bargain. So tomorrow night its going to be that skirt, with a plain black vest and my black bomber jacket and the big Chanel. Or do you think a white vest??

Want to know how much of a geek I am- I already have the vest version with this print haha.

Excited for the giveaway dolls?? xx



I throw my hands into the air sometimes.....

mango margaritas, subway and maccy d's, random bars,  Gagaloo, the random man in Leeds aka THE WORLDS GREATEST DANCER, bit of Chanel, Nandos, birthday present to the bestie, and random nail polishes on my birthday.

The randomness makes me smile x

Dress Envy

I heart Olivia Rubin dresses.... I want want want.

Love her statement party dresses and how versatile they can be- you can dress them up or down.

This is the time of year when I normally start looking for THE perfect dress for the Winter period- yes I know I am early- but tis the season to be jolly (and look fabulous). I need to put the effort in haha.

I'm still loving her paint splattered esq dresses- I think I may splurge some cash on one of these dresses. Here's my favourite...

Cezane Dress £109 (Coconutalley.com) and Gaudi Paint Splattered Dress £115 (my-wardrobe.com)

Matisse Dress £99 (Coconutalley.co.uk)

What to get, what to get?? Actually fingers crossed I win the lottery tonight and then I can buy all three!! xxx