The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Week 8

Ooooooo two performances from each contestant this week- double the amount of outfits. Yet another so so week singing wise, must say Nicole stole the show on Sunday didn't she. Energetic dance routine and singing live- someone should have been taking notes *cough* Cheryl.

Anyway lets not waste time, lets dive straight in, and I need to make up for last weeks lack lustre post.

1. Mary.

Now I think my eyes may be decieving me, but was Mary wearing colour (shock horror) on the show on Sunday?? Its only taken 8 weeks. I'm sorry but that jacket looks like a dodgy dad leather jacket. Shame she couldn't have teamed the hareems with the sequinned top instead. Funny how she didn't bother saying bye to old Wagner and walked off the stage. Don't mess with the Mary. Think she'll be off home this week though.

2. Matt.

You would think that by banging the stylist on this show, she would give him first dibs of the best outfits to wear. Or has he given her the silent treatment after their night of passion and she's getting her revenge by dressing him in naff 80s outfits??? First up it seems he's grown a guitar as an arm, and then to appeal to the viewers to get more votes he's donned some Diva Fever esq chinos (you will never rock a chino like the divas). Second outfit, suade blazer with a nice navy leopard print shirt.... mmmm lush not. You can see how embarrassed he is- stick your thumb up if you look like a muppet. Just think when you win the competition, ditch the stylist and get a new one.

3. Whats her name, you know that lass who was on X Factor??

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha hit the road jack and don't cha come back no more no more. Good riddance. Katie "hissy fit/drama queen" Weasel avalible for bookings... or is that her Gran. I'm joking...if you read this weeks New Magazine her gran has disowned her. Shouldn't it not be the other way around??

4. Cher.

Hewww laaaaaaaa, who yer starin at like hew, you startin like. I proper wannabe that Chezza Cole like hew, she is geet lush like. Yer like me trakkie, nicked it off me gran like, lend iz 10p like hew yer stingy twat. Hew will ya gan into th shop for iz and get iz 20 richmond superkings like hew. I'm off me tits laaa. Gan on, didn't start on me like, i'll kick ya head in.

Translation- I think stylist was under the influence of something when she chose my outfits.

5. One Direction.

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6. Wagner.

Now Wagner does know that he's been eliminated from the competition doesn't he?? Cause I think on Sunday he thought he had won. Bet Pat Butcher is breathing a sigh of relief as she can now get first dibs on the tacky earrings. Second outfit, he's actually come from his other job, as a bouncer. Bye bye Wagner.

7. Rebecca.

Totally made up for last weeks red romper suit nightmare. Can't fault the leopard print- maybe the dress could have been shorter, and the Gareth Pugh dress- bootiful. However the Croyden facelift ponytail is wearing thin on me now (and probably your hair soon)- do something different please.

So two more weeks left to go, what disasters will be on show next week?? Who'll be going- Cher or Mary?? xxx

The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Week 7

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire inside is so delightful, ans since we've no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Feeling quite christmassy today with the snow showers we've been having in Durham... however what makes me laugh is how when there is a 1cm of snow on the ground Durham comes to an entire standstill.

Anyway on that random note, its that time of the week again...

1. Rebecca.

Oh Rebecca you sing like an angel, you have been dressing like a superstar... what went wrong this week?? I have to admit wear the vintage Ossie Clark top or trousers seperate but not all together. The red Topshop shoes are overkill, and the hair is a bit overkill. However if this is a one off all is forgiven.

2. Cher.

Cher rocking something decent for once from the highstreet (River Island). Personally with these types of floaty dresses its always better to get a few sizes smaller than your normal size so its fitted, as this swamps her. It pains me to say this, but this is my favourite look of the evening. She looks a lot like Cheryl in that picture too.

3. Prima donna.

So she managed to stay in the competition this week, when neither Cher nor Paije deserved to be in the bottom two. However I like her mentality to get rid of her roots- cut the blonde off. Go go go go.

4. Mary.

Oooooo Mary's gone a bit festive this week with her snazzy jacket. I still want to see her in some colour though- maybe next week... although there's more chance of snow than that happening.

5. Matt

So I think Rosie maybe is a secret idea giver for the X Factor. Look at her comment last week about Matt being a PE Teacher this week.....and what is he dressed as this week- A PE TEACHER. Rosie is either working for Simon Cowell or can travel forward in time :)

He does have lovely arms... maybe next week he goes topless?? Rosie do your thing please!!!

6. Paije.

Check out those half masts!! Did he deserve to go? Nope. Did he deserve to go for trying to make Geography teacher chic and cool?? Yes. Katie or Wagner should have gone.

7. The Beatles Misfit.

Does any of your work in immigration?? Will you check his papers... maybe we could get him deported before next weeks show?? However good on him for standing up to Cheryl- she needs to get that stick out of her backside (probs had it shoved up after last weeks guffgate).

8. One Direction.

Same old for them five. Wonder when will they have a change of image?? Hmmm.

Now I have some upsetting news...

On last weeks miming performance of "Heros" where were the chino loving, club tropicana legends that is..

DIVA FEVER.

If you find them, please return them in one piece to me or my dearest Cowbiscuits

Thanks xxx

The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Week 6

So I may have been ever so slightly side tracked this week... what is it what I'm am supposed to be writing about??

Jasie O- you're like a fine red wine- you mature with age....

I could perve on you all day...

Anyway back to the point of the post...

1. Cher.

Nice to see that she has had eyebrows and decent make up for the last two weeks, however.... what on earth is she wearing on her bottom half?? Knee pads?? Kinda looks like she is wearing some sort of armour. Like the jacket, minus the gold cuffs.

2. Aiden.

Its Shakin' Stevens (go ask you parents haha). Did he deserve to go?? Nope.

3. Mary.

Oh Mary I am dissapointed- last week you were wearing navy and now you have gone back to old habits. No No No. Your Topshop headband is cute though.

4. The Brat.

What the..... HER BLOODY ROOTS ARE BACK!!! Where did they spring from?? Please go home.

5. Paije.

Its a blazer, its pink and it has shoulder pads- I NEED THIS JACKET IN MY LIFE!!!! How faboosh is this. What its a bloke's jacket?? Nooooooooooooooooo. Favourite male look of the evening.

6. Rebecca.

Oh Rebecca you sing like an Angel... I have that dress from Topshop in fushia. The dress needs a belt, or a necklace, and also a size smaller as it swamps her frame. Now is she wearing shiny nude tights here?? If so please leave them at home cause they don't go with the dress at all.

7. Matt. 

Matt you are looking pretty sexy... however why are you wearing a musical note tie?? You're not a music teacher, nor an old fart... why spoil the outfit. Shame on you... take the tie off.

8. Wagner.

Please go join the freakshow circus in Brazil and take Jedward with you.

9. One Direction- no picture as they blend right in with any other group of lads you see in day to day life. I've got these in the office sweepstake. Will they win... nope.

Did Aiden deserve to go this week?? Will she be saved AGAIN this week?? Roll on Saturday xxx

The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Week 5

...or should that be the "Katie Weasel Show"??

What on earth was going on with the clothes on the show this week?? Shall we dive right in??

1. Cher.

Are you wearing cross stitch trousers?? Does someone have a needle and thread and we can do a spot of sewing?? Kudos to the make up artists- her eyebrows have magically grown back :)

2. Mary.

Nice to see Mary out of the usual black and step into Navy, it may seem like a small step, but its a massive improvement. Did she deserve to be in the bottom 3- nope.

3. Rebecca.

One word- STUNNING!! I am in love with this sequinned Kate Moss for Topshop dress- it suits her so well. Her performance was unbelievable too. You've definately gotten yourself a recording contract, and a well deserved one too.  Her singing was brilliant.

4. Wagner.

Go back to Brazil you slimey man. Ladies- never ever trust a man with beady eyes!!!

5. Treyc.

Treyc has the ability to remember her song words- unlike other people we could mention. Did she deserve to go? Nope not at all. I don't think the dress is very flattering on her bottom half. I don't know if its the material or not, but something doesn't look right about it. Love the berry lip on her.

6. Matt.

Matt is a bit of a toughie for me this week- his performance was brilliant, and its safe to say that he has won the competition. However what on earth was going on with his outfit? Mustard chinos and a blue top which reminds me of something what a Geography teacher would wear. Simply horrible.

7. The spoiled brat.

Where do I begin with her?? Seriously how can you have the cheek to say "sod it" half way through a performance, sit on the floor and then start to stamp your fists because you were in the bottom two. Imagine how many singers at home were sat watching wishing they had the chance to sing in front of millions of people. Inconsiderate brat. So remember if things don't go your way throw a "Katie".Seriously I hope she goes next week. One positive is that she has finally gotten her roots done.

What's your thoughts on Treyc-gate?? Did she deserve to go?? xxx

The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Halloween Special

Now I better be careful in case the X Factor Police report me to Simon Cowell for having an opinion, however you know its that time of the week again....

1. Mary.

Yeyy nice to finally see Mary in something other than an all in black outfit- even if its only some sequins to jazz it up. Love the devil horns too, and the fact that she sang "Could it be magic"- top marks for you this week.

2. Treyc.

Little Red Riding hoods mother perhaps?? Not a good look for Treyc this week- not flattering at all.

3. Matt.

Oh Matty Matty Matty- I may have been a teeny bit harsh on your romper I mean outfit last week, however this week you have redeemed yourself (clothes wise, not song choice). Love men who wear converse. All is forgiven Matt.



4. Drama-queen.

I honestly didn't think you could top that hideous outfit from last week- oh how wrong was I. Reminds me of the Ice Queen on smack. One bonus is that horrid wig has covered her manky roots. A plea to the hair stylists there- please bleach those roots or even dye it another colour.

5. Cher and Aiden.

Is this where the stylists got their inspiration for their outfits this week?? I think the picture says it all. Cher's singing was good, I will give her that, Aiden on the other hand butchered "Thriller". Nuff said.

6. Rebecca.

I really am not keen on velvet dresses (takes me back to birthday parties as a child)- however I do like this Alexander Wang dress on Rebecca. However I do think the hair/make up is a bit too drastic, yet it works with the dress.

7. Belleaime.

Gutted they went to be honest- nothing much to say about the outfits, loving the blonde girls hair!!!



8. Wagner.

Seriously who is voting to keep him in?? Please go and crawl under the rock you came from Wagner.

Sorry its a bit brief this week, got to start baking cakes for work tomorrow- there may be an early morning dash to Tesco for some boxed cake.

Remember giveaway closes tomorrow night for the chance to win a bottle of Barry M Effects- see the post below xxx



The X Factor Frocky Horror Show

Hey, its that time of the week again... lets skip the intro and jump straight in shall we....




1.Mary.

Oh Mary Mary Mary, why can't you not wear some colour or is the stylist colour blind?? You could even wear your Tesco uniform.. for a splash of navy. Or even better get head office to send you some F+F clothes for you to wear- nothing better than a spot of free advertising.

2. Belleaime.

The blue Topshop jumpsuit is lush- my favourite look of the night.  Is that junpsuit in the shops yet?? Hmmmm.

3. Aiden.

Where do I start with this outfit?? Does his trousers have some sort of drawstring/pully thing going on?? Also what is with the i'm a coffin bearer by day, and I just happened to wander into the X Factor studios?? Really not a good look here- massive fail yet again on the stylists. I actually prefer his victorian shirt to this mess.



4. Matt.

"Hi my name is Matt and I like to wear grey all in one rompers. That is not a guitar in my hand but instead a giant rattle. Please will you play with me".

I thought it couldn't get any worse... oh how wrong I could be......

5. Cher.

One word- skank, actually add another two- SKIP RAT. Seriously why are people voting for her... send her home with a signed picture of Cheryl and Ashley Cole's mobile number and she will have achieved her life's ambition of being Cheryl. GET HER OUT.

6. Ferritt features.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO FLASHED HER GRANNY PANTS ON NATIONAL TV!!! What a bint. Oh and GET YOUR BLOODY ROOTS DONE.

7. Wagner.

So we can see where Diva Fever's (sob) chinos ended up this week- on Wagner. Is it me or does Wagner look like Ron Jeremy the porn star?? Also I think Rab C Nesbitt wants his string vest back too- apparently its a bit chilly in Glasgow.

8. Rebecca.

Now this would definately have been the best look of the series so far, however the designer had to ruin it by sticking that massive pleating down the side. It looks like she has a growth on the side of her leg. I am loving her red hair though.

9. Treyc.

As Nelly F sings- "I'm like a bird, I'll only fly awayyyyy". This dress makes her look like a crow. Maybe she has jumped on the halloween bandwagon a week early?? Something for you to ponder on.

So thats it for another week, as its halloween, I wonder what frights the so called stylists have up their sleeves this week??

Remember the giveaway closes tomorrow night if anyone wants to enter- link is in the side bar xxx



The X Factor Frocky Horror Show- Week 2.

Sorry this is a bit late- I honestly haven't got a clue where this week has gone too, and what is happening with the weather- how bloody cold is it!!!


Anyway as I promised you all I would keep this up- here is the frocky horror show which was X Factor week 2.


1. BelleAmi.

The Topshop clones are sticking with Topshop for their retro look. Love the Aqua Couture dress (you can get it from asos) on the second girl. However I am not loving this look this week- I hate white tights too. Always remind me of being a kid, wearing them at parties haha.

2. Paije.

I have such an urge to play dot to dot with hs spotty blazer, and what is going on with the hareem esq, bleached demin jeans?? It is 2010 isn't it?? Or is Paije going to a Calvin Harris gig straight after to be "Acceptable in the 80s". Hmmm.

3. Treyc.

Treyc love She-Ra has been on the phone and she wants her outfit back as she needs to fight the baddies with her sword of protection.

4. La Diva Fever.

Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeeeeeeee, fun and sunshine- there's enough for everyone. All whats missing is the seaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Hey diva fever whip on your chinos and i'll meet you at the bar!! Oh how I am going to miss my little rays of sunshine. Gutted they have gone. Wham eat your heart out!!!

5. Cher.

Cher, Cher, Cher, Cher, Cher. Words fail me. I honestly thought your outfit from last week couldn't get any worse, but this week you have totally outdone yourself. Her trousers/jacket look like a doiley (is that what grannys knit?), and what is going on with the knee/crotch patches?

6. Rebecca.

I LOVE THIS!! Retro glam at its best, and that cuff is to die for. Favourite female look of the evening. A+ for Rebecca.

 

7. Mary.

An improvement on last weeks outfit- nothing much to say- its quite dull. Would love to see Mary in some colour though.

8. Storm.

Good use of recycling there Storm. Bin bags do make great wet look leggings. Now I am a fan on leggings/sequin blazers on nights out.... ON WOMEN!! However Storm looks a idiot, and when your wearing that hat you look like Mr Potato Head. Glad he has gone- what a fool.

9. Aiden.

Massive improvement on last week there Aiden- I see you returned your shirt back to the Victorians. For some reason this look reminds me of Jack Shepard on the pilot episode of Lost when the plane crashes. However please tuck your shirt in.

10. Weasel.

I wish she would just piss off- the show is called the X Factor not the Katie show. Lets all chip 20p together and pay for her to get those bloody roots done. Bored... moving on..

11. Matt.

I never knew Matt actually had hair- I thought he was a special and had a green cap for hair. Have to admit you scrub up very nicely. Favourite male look of the night.

12. Wagner.

Where was your bongo playing at this weekend Wagner??

So thats a wrap until Saturday peeps, wonder what horrors we are going to witness this week??

Big Love xxxxx